Go to Target for apartment things, walk out with three pairs of these. I need an intervention. #captainamerica #marvel

Go to Target for apartment things, walk out with three pairs of these. I need an intervention. #captainamerica #marvel

followthebread-crumbs:

before doing anything ask yourself: what would keladry of mindelan do?

willyciraptor:

drivedarlingdrive:

(Source: dailystews)

lolsofunny:

have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON

get to know me meme: favorite movies [Miss Congeniality]

↳ "And then I came here and I realized that these women are smart, terrific people who are just trying to make a difference in the world. And we’ve become really good friends. I mean, I know we all secretly hope the other one will trip and fall on her face, and - wait a minute, I’ve already done that! And for me this experience has been one of the most rewarding and liberating experiences of my life."

never ever become my friend

because if you do and then you go some place where I can’t talk to you every day, you will deeply regret it

because while you’re gone, I Do Things

Things like

put a poem on your Facebook wall every day

or

send you incessant snapchats of random birds I find on the internet with the caption ‘chicknths’ over and over and over again

when boys push their hair out of their eyes all the time, my thought is not ‘damn that guy is hot’ but in fact ‘oh honey do you need a headband?’